Godfrey Goddard is a cryptic yet dumb, lazy, smug, and generally uninterested god. After millennia sleeping and being trapped in the VOID, they try to understand the daily lives of humans and why they don't worship Goddard anymore. When attempting to understand, they often like to transform into a business human. However, they often find themselves disgusted and/or terrified by human life, except for romance novels (despite the fact that they are very much illiterate.) During their Earthly adventures, Godfrey finds themselves often being chased by his WIFE (an immortal and screeching crow) whose mission is to put Godfrey back in the VOID.
1. Full name & Gender?
GODfrey GODdard, Gender is no?
2. Species?
Some old and forgotten god.
3. Zodiac Sign?
Every single one.
4. 3 fears?
Tokyo Joes, Crows, My Wife.
5. 3 things I love?
Tokyo Joes, collecting teeth (only baby teeth tho :) ), Long walks on the beach.
6. 4 turn ons?
Adult teeth, the voids, fire batons, curly hair.
7. 4 turn offs?
Commitment, moisturized skin, immortality, god complexes.
8. Best friend?
Wife, who may or may not exist.
9. Sexual orientation?
Yes.
10. Height?
Every given height at any given time (but usually 6’2).
11. What do I miss the most?
Some damn respect. Also not being exhausted by constant petty human drama.
12. Favorite color?
A nice burgundy.
13. My current crush?
Wife but celebrity crush is George Clooney.
14. Favorite quote?
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."
15. Favorite place?
Tokyo Joes.
16. Favorite music?
Lofi.
17. Favorite Food?
Airplane peanuts.
18. Eye color?
Yes. But usually blue.
19. Hair, fur, scales or skin color?
Void?
20. Style?
Gucci Void. I always look the best.
21. Last book I read?
Anything with Fabio on the cover (romance novels).
22. Have I ever kissed that last person I texted?
The only person who texts me is my Wife and I have never kissed her.
23. Someone I love?
Fabio.
24. Current relationship status?
Married, unfortunately.
25. Relationship with my parents?
I was born of nothing... but pretty good.
26. Favorite holiday
Easter.
27. Political standing.
Myself and myself only .
28. Tattoos I have.
There’s a gigantic abyss on my back but I don’t think that counts as a tattoo, it sometimes takes up my entire body though, so it’s up to you to decide on that one.
29. Tattoos I want.
Skin or a small wildflower on my “shoulder.”
30. Last person I hugged.
Wife.
31. What I did during quarantine.
Baked bread.
32. How long does it take me to get ready?
Around half an hour.
33. Where am I right now?
That's a great question, I don’t really know, so everywhere? or Tokyo Joes.
34. My main addiction?
Chewing on what could be my fingernails.
35. My profession?
God.
36. My education?
I dropped out of community college. (I don’t know how to read and I refuse to learn)
37. Where I grew up?
You don’t wanna know and I’d rather not know (oklahoma).
38. Best 2 personality traits?
Snuggly and Confident.
39. 2 worst personality traits?
So dumb and unforgiving.
40. What I love most about myself?
My fashion sense is pretty good.
41. What I love most about my friends?
Friends?
42. What my friends love most about me?
I sometimes bake for them.
43. How do I feel right now?
Sweaty. Hungry.
44. My Religion?
Myself...and sometimes I find myself looking into Buddhism.
45. My pet(s)?
I have a dog and he's so mean to me. I also have a turtle named Grape. He's pretty cool.
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